SUPERMAN #249

DREW:

When written with some imagination, Superman is a total hardcore bad-a$$. In this issue, Terra-Man shoots six ATOMIC bullets at Superman. He let's five of them impact, but catches the sixth one with his teeth. Then he pretends to be beaten and when Terra-Man doesn't expect it, he SPITS the bullet out with such accuracy that it travels back up the barrel of Terra-Man's gun and destroys it.

How BAD is that? I'll tell you how bad that is. That's badder than the jacket that Steven Seagal wore in MARKED FOR DEATH. And that jacket was all black with two golden dragons on the front and a big golden tiger on the back. Plus, Steven Seagal was wearing it, which made it a BAD OUT-FIT indeed!